Lisa and I really enjoyed a brisk walk while it snowed yesterday.
The brisk walk was followed by a snowball fight, then I decided to build a snowman.
So now all I need to do is get some coal, a corncob pipe and a magical silk hat, right?
That's ok, I just wanted to go inside, sit by the fire, snuggle up with Lisa , read a book, and drink hot chocolate. I really don't mind that it fell, really I don't.
This story is dedicated to that poor band director who took the blame for all of your farts. You know who you are!
Camden Middle school issues ban on intentional flatulence. Read the story here.
“Strange, but true, thanks to a bunch of 8th grade boys, intentional farting has been banned from CRMS,” the newsletter said. “It started out as a funny joke and eventually turned into a game. This is the first rule at CRMS that prevents the use of natural bodily functions. The penalty for intentional farting is a detention, so keep it to yourself!”
I don’t know why more churches haven’t thought of this. A $900+ bottle of wine, the perfect way to reach the sophisticated wine connoisseur.
Find more at the Holy Observer.
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I must admit I was pleased with my results of the quiz. Are you pleased with yours?
It certainly appears to be and these are the names of two of West Virginia Mountaineers football players. Just check here.
