This story is dedicated to that poor band director who took the blame for all of your farts. You know who you are!
Camden Middle school issues ban on intentional flatulence. Read the story here.
“Strange, but true, thanks to a bunch of 8th grade boys, intentional farting has been banned from CRMS,” the newsletter said. “It started out as a funny joke and eventually turned into a game. This is the first rule at CRMS that prevents the use of natural bodily functions. The penalty for intentional farting is a detention, so keep it to yourself!”
